Ima let you finish but ....Jesse has the Top FB Update of All Time!!!! -----> If you hate your baby mamma or baby daddy click like...<-----
Ahight...I know its tax time and all the baby mommas are excited BUT dont go out and buy the new Sony 60 inch 3-D tv if your rent is under $375....
I laughed for about 20 mins on this one-------> GREATEST HITS VOL 2 "FACEBOOK NUMBER GAME" NOW YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAD LOVE FOR YOU BOO BOO... YOU REMEMBER WHEN I USE TO BOIL YOUR RAMEN WATER WHEN WE SKIPPED SCHOOL... YOU WOULD ALWAYS LET ME GET YOUR BUTTERFINGER FROM YOUR LUNCHABLE... I WAS THE ONLY ONE YOU LET RIDE ON YOUR HANDLEBARS..."<---------
I told Simone last night, they should change the name of the show from "Basketball Wives" to "Successful Groupies". Lol
I want Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my biopic. Expletives and all.
If I had a dollar for everytime someone who I haven't seen in years and never gave a crap about showed up on fb acting like we was bff's I'd be Bill Gates rich.
does saying "no racism" work the same way as "no homo"? well it does now! im coining this new phrase. . .remember, you heard it first here, with tom
When they discover the center of the universe, some people will be very disappointed when they find out its not them.
Santa says: HOHOHO. Tiger Woods says: Where, where, where?! :)
Welp it's that time of the year...TAX TIME!!! So you know what that means hide ya kids, hide they social security numbers cuz they claiming every body out chea'!!!!
Will any more rappers debut with "Young" or "Lil" in front of their names in 2011?
What if someone sends you a number and you don't really know that cat? Hahahaha. "UUuuuuuummm.....you scraight".
Honesty is the best policy! #youaintslick
on the breakfast club this morning they had callers call in and say what they'd do if they had 300 million dollars-do you know what these people said? one dude said he'd buy the biggest house in the hood (really america?), another dude said he'd invest HALF in young money records (really america?!) annnd another dude said he'd buy mad cocaine to sell just in case he lost the 300mil (REALLY AMERICA?!?)
SOMEONE POST AN INTERESTIN STATUS, NOTHING ABOUT THE GAME OR HOW FUCKED UP YOUR LOVE LIFE IS PLZ!
i hate the back of forest whitaker's neck cuz its black!!! lmao
Facebook claim people are spying on Our Profile that are already a Friend? & the Ones who aren't; so what? FYI: if you need that much privacy, Perhaps a Nationwide Social Network Isn't for You! ~Food For Thought~
FB fast! guess everyone will be on Twitter cuz FB is loosing its....whatever it had
DARN IT.... im sick of these Jehovah Witness's knocking on my door. They get me everytime...they must know im waiting for Publishers Clearing House with the balloons and big check SMH!! :)
This is how I know the times is different: Watching First 48 and somebody done went and killed the "Candy Lady" WTF who kills the Candy Lady?? I mean really!! This shit wouldnt have happened in my hood...if you even thought about it that shit we would have whooooped your ass 2x and then choke you out with a dirty sweat sock!!
BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat Team Executives issue a memo to all employess not to have sexual contact with Gloria James. More @ 6
Oh snap i found a Kroger!
Thank goodness for my GARAGE on days like this....HAWK IS OUT!!!
Is any1 else tired of Diddys tweeting abuse? Every 2 mins...Dirty Money! LTTP! BUY My Album! Out NOW! Dirty Money! #LTTP!!! Man, I gotta go down like 50 damn tweets about Dirty Money before I see what Tyrese is doin? SHEESH!
I just got finished faking it for 2 hours, but I definitely made it! Phew!
**Ok this one was from Twitter but it was funny if you were following how happy he was when he first got his goldfish @ochocinco RIP Waffles the Goldfish 2010-2010...his water got too hot in the house. It's 85 degrees in here! #ihatefunerals
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