Ima let you finish but ....Jesse has the Top FB Update of All Time!!!! -----> If you hate your baby mamma or baby daddy click like...<-----
Ahight...I know its tax time and all the baby mommas are excited BUT dont go out and buy the new Sony 60 inch 3-D tv if your rent is under $375....
I laughed for about 20 mins on this one-------> GREATEST HITS VOL 2 "FACEBOOK NUMBER GAME" NOW YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAD LOVE FOR YOU BOO BOO... YOU REMEMBER WHEN I USE TO BOIL YOUR RAMEN WATER WHEN WE SKIPPED SCHOOL... YOU WOULD ALWAYS LET ME GET YOUR BUTTERFINGER FROM YOUR LUNCHABLE... I WAS THE ONLY ONE YOU LET RIDE ON YOUR HANDLEBARS..."<---------
I told Simone last night, they should change the name of the show from "Basketball Wives" to "Successful Groupies". Lol
I want Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my biopic. Expletives and all.
If I had a dollar for everytime someone who I haven't seen in years and never gave a crap about showed up on fb acting like we was bff's I'd be Bill Gates rich.
does saying "no racism" work the same way as "no homo"? well it does now! im coining this new phrase. . .remember, you heard it first here, with tom
When they discover the center of the universe, some people will be very disappointed when they find out its not them.
Santa says: HOHOHO. Tiger Woods says: Where, where, where?! :)
Welp it's that time of the year...TAX TIME!!! So you know what that means hide ya kids, hide they social security numbers cuz they claiming every body out chea'!!!!
Will any more rappers debut with "Young" or "Lil" in front of their names in 2011?
What if someone sends you a number and you don't really know that cat? Hahahaha. "UUuuuuuummm.....you scraight".
Honesty is the best policy! #youaintslick
on the breakfast club this morning they had callers call in and say what they'd do if they had 300 million dollars-do you know what these people said? one dude said he'd buy the biggest house in the hood (really america?), another dude said he'd invest HALF in young money records (really america?!) annnd another dude said he'd buy mad cocaine to sell just in case he lost the 300mil (REALLY AMERICA?!?)
SOMEONE POST AN INTERESTIN STATUS, NOTHING ABOUT THE GAME OR HOW FUCKED UP YOUR LOVE LIFE IS PLZ!
i hate the back of forest whitaker's neck cuz its black!!! lmao
Facebook claim people are spying on Our Profile that are already a Friend? & the Ones who aren't; so what? FYI: if you need that much privacy, Perhaps a Nationwide Social Network Isn't for You! ~Food For Thought~
FB fast! guess everyone will be on Twitter cuz FB is loosing its....whatever it had
DARN IT.... im sick of these Jehovah Witness's knocking on my door. They get me everytime...they must know im waiting for Publishers Clearing House with the balloons and big check SMH!! :)
This is how I know the times is different: Watching First 48 and somebody done went and killed the "Candy Lady" WTF who kills the Candy Lady?? I mean really!! This shit wouldnt have happened in my hood...if you even thought about it that shit we would have whooooped your ass 2x and then choke you out with a dirty sweat sock!!
BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat Team Executives issue a memo to all employess not to have sexual contact with Gloria James. More @ 6
Oh snap i found a Kroger!
Thank goodness for my GARAGE on days like this....HAWK IS OUT!!!
Is any1 else tired of Diddys tweeting abuse? Every 2 mins...Dirty Money! LTTP! BUY My Album! Out NOW! Dirty Money! #LTTP!!! Man, I gotta go down like 50 damn tweets about Dirty Money before I see what Tyrese is doin? SHEESH!
I just got finished faking it for 2 hours, but I definitely made it! Phew!
**Ok this one was from Twitter but it was funny if you were following how happy he was when he first got his goldfish @ochocinco RIP Waffles the Goldfish 2010-2010...his water got too hot in the house. It's 85 degrees in here! #ihatefunerals
Monday, February 14, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Valentine's Day: Sweets for the Sweet
http://www.mrsfields.com/gifts/Happy-Valentines-Day-Cakie/10
Yep! It's that time of year again when people go fishing for a nice catch or throw what they caught back! Recently I found myself single at the beginning of the this year and first thing I thought was: Well I don't have to buy a gift this year. Selfish thought??? Naw not really...just a true statement. I don't have to buy any seikos, cologne or necklaces for a guy so what is a girl to do for the holiday?
Choice 1:
Sit at home in front of my TV eating Bon-Bons watching Lifetime Movie Network. (Where's my razor and bathtub now?) EEK!
Choice 2:
Go out to dinner by myself....EEK!
Choice 3:
Have a ladies night out with other single ladies. Get ripped and talk about how much the male species sucks. Double EEK!
Choice 4:
Hangout with my two sons and do something special for them... Hmmmm... Much better and not desperate sounding at all!
It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that one. I'd rather kick it anyday with my kids than the homies anyway. Plus they are so filled with energy there is no way you can sit and feel sorry for yourself. They make the best valentines because first off they don't cost that much and will appreciate even the little stuff I do for them. So it was decided this year they will be my valentines. So the next question was how do I make it special? Well go figure...A few weeks back I received a Mrs. Fields catalog in the mail because last year around this time I ordered my then sweetie cookies for Valentine's Day. At first glance, I cringed at the magazine because all the memories came back in one swoop. On my way to dump it in the trash I walked past my youngest son who immediately took notice. Like a one of the greatest plays in NFL history he intercepted the catalog and began to salivate. So I had him and his brother flip through it come to a decision about what they wanted for their special day.
Decisions... Decisions...
Well they took a couple of days but they agreed that a Valentine cookie cake would be awesome! So I ordered it and set the delivery date for Feb 14th. Got a cute card with a heartfelt message since my oldest can read now and felt like man thats what its really about... :o)
Anyways nuff about that. I provided a link to the website so if anyone wants ideas on how to make their valentine smile I'm sure this will do the trick!
Monday, February 7, 2011
MK 9 coming in 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izVZsnCiaWk
Create your own combos, individual character fighting styles, internal and external damage, 3D backgrounds, awesome finishing moves!!!!
Way to revive the series!!!
10 Things I Could do Without in 2011
1) Celebrities tweeting every 2 mins for me to buy their album. That shit is annoying 1 reminder an hour is more than sufficient. #stillnotbuyingit
2) Basketball Wives...How many of these chicks are actually married to NBA Players? Groupies who received at one point monthly stipends don't count as wives. The stipend was to make sure the ass was on call when you received that phone call at dark-thirty in the morning to get to the hotel...
3) People who have 2000 friends on their page but the profile is deemed "private". If 2000 people (which im sure you might actually know a fraction of them) have access to your page THE PAGE ISN'T PRIVATE!!! I don't want to add you to my 200 real friends just to get a better look at those pumps in your profile pic.
4) Celebs making their divorce a media frenzy just so they can get better movie roles??? AHEM!!! Eva Longoria minus the Parker... Your fine yes, decent actress yes but Beyonce draws more people to the box office and she can't even act. Yeah I said it!
5) People with shake and bake orange tans? This is horrible and if you don't stop your gonna end up looking like Donatella Versace who has to hit up the Rent-a-Dude agency because no one is willing to sleep with that for free.
6) Boring Websites...what do I mean by this? Have you ever went to a persons website that they created with no skills what so ever because they were feeling themselves way too much and found it a complete waste of your right side of the brain. Keep your postings strictly to fb, twitter, and myspace cause your page sucks! Or hire a professional!!! Oh and if your having trouble finding interesting posts add the stumbleupon bar to your browser.
For professional advice. Click on this link:
Still in denial??? Click on this link:
Note: He put time into his page. Look at his now look at yours any questions?
7) Everyone wants to be a rapper...Think Tupac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Big Pun, Eminem, Drake, Lil Wayne, Lupe...Do you deserve to be on their track or maybe a track with Ray-J?
8) Mean people...for the obvious reason they suck. Get a real PHD if you just have to have one... :/
9) Fronting/In the closet gay/bisexual dudes? If you can't EVER remember your homie having a girlfriend or boning somebody he is probably gay. Every straight dude can be traced to a piece of ass at some point no matter how private he is with it.
Tip: He constantly leaves "good job!!!" comments on dudes pics where they have no shirt on..GAY. LOVESSS and I mean LOVESSSS Beyonce...GAY. Can answer the question "If I were gay I would sleep with _______". GAY. Straight men brains don't have the ability to process this question. Just be real so ladies will not waste time trying to get your attention thinking your such a gentlemen.
10) Be true to yourself. People release sex tapes and then try to renig on the deal after they get famous. They wonder why nobody worth anything is trying to marry them (doesn't mind fucking them) but marry WHO U KIDDING??!!. Paris Hilton um Kim Kardashian you can't flip-flop. If your gonna be a playboy bunny then be a bunny but you can't release something like that then tell everyone to forget about it cause you doing other things now. Hey Gina Jamison got married... she came in as a whore and didn't try to nickname things...Your confusing people cause just when we think you might not be a whore you revert right on back. We can't trust you cause your not being honest! And no millionaire will share millions with a whore that can't be trusted...A regular whore yes but not one that can't be trusted.
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