1) Celebrities tweeting every 2 mins for me to buy their album. That shit is annoying 1 reminder an hour is more than sufficient. #stillnotbuyingit
2) Basketball Wives...How many of these chicks are actually married to NBA Players? Groupies who received at one point monthly stipends don't count as wives. The stipend was to make sure the ass was on call when you received that phone call at dark-thirty in the morning to get to the hotel...
3) People who have 2000 friends on their page but the profile is deemed "private". If 2000 people (which im sure you might actually know a fraction of them) have access to your page THE PAGE ISN'T PRIVATE!!! I don't want to add you to my 200 real friends just to get a better look at those pumps in your profile pic.
4) Celebs making their divorce a media frenzy just so they can get better movie roles??? AHEM!!! Eva Longoria minus the Parker... Your fine yes, decent actress yes but Beyonce draws more people to the box office and she can't even act. Yeah I said it!
5) People with shake and bake orange tans? This is horrible and if you don't stop your gonna end up looking like Donatella Versace who has to hit up the Rent-a-Dude agency because no one is willing to sleep with that for free.
6) Boring Websites...what do I mean by this? Have you ever went to a persons website that they created with no skills what so ever because they were feeling themselves way too much and found it a complete waste of your right side of the brain. Keep your postings strictly to fb, twitter, and myspace cause your page sucks! Or hire a professional!!! Oh and if your having trouble finding interesting posts add the stumbleupon bar to your browser.
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Note: He put time into his page. Look at his now look at yours any questions?
7) Everyone wants to be a rapper...Think Tupac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Big Pun, Eminem, Drake, Lil Wayne, Lupe...Do you deserve to be on their track or maybe a track with Ray-J?
8) Mean people...for the obvious reason they suck. Get a real PHD if you just have to have one... :/
9) Fronting/In the closet gay/bisexual dudes? If you can't EVER remember your homie having a girlfriend or boning somebody he is probably gay. Every straight dude can be traced to a piece of ass at some point no matter how private he is with it.
Tip: He constantly leaves "good job!!!" comments on dudes pics where they have no shirt on..GAY. LOVESSS and I mean LOVESSSS Beyonce...GAY. Can answer the question "If I were gay I would sleep with _______". GAY. Straight men brains don't have the ability to process this question. Just be real so ladies will not waste time trying to get your attention thinking your such a gentlemen.
10) Be true to yourself. People release sex tapes and then try to renig on the deal after they get famous. They wonder why nobody worth anything is trying to marry them (doesn't mind fucking them) but marry WHO U KIDDING??!!. Paris Hilton um Kim Kardashian you can't flip-flop. If your gonna be a playboy bunny then be a bunny but you can't release something like that then tell everyone to forget about it cause you doing other things now. Hey Gina Jamison got married... she came in as a whore and didn't try to nickname things...Your confusing people cause just when we think you might not be a whore you revert right on back. We can't trust you cause your not being honest! And no millionaire will share millions with a whore that can't be trusted...A regular whore yes but not one that can't be trusted.
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